krabeeeee

krabi.. at last. ive always thought i'd go to krabi w/ my peeps. turn out.. i went w/ caveman. his outdoorsy limits have yet to be tested. haha!

So after the whole hoopala chaotic weeks of raya & weddings, we air asiaed ourselves to krabi. known by many via that crappy movie, The Beach. caveman have not seen it. i remembered watching it w/ my uni peeps in JB. seemed like ages ago. a crappy movie indeed. i watched it only to see phi phi. hihi.

1. the bus ride
the cab that our hotel arranged for did not arrive. much to our delight cos the bus is much much cheaper. but our joy ride was short lived when the previously "tourist only" was invaded by a busuk thai guy. seriusly, i mean busuk. mula2 caveman was like, mana datang bau kaki ni? the next thing we know.. the busuk guy was taking off his shirt.. his pants.. and changing into new clothes. mind you this new baju is busuk as well. masyaAllah. the mat salleh in front of us (seated right behind this guy) turned green like they just had durian. hahah! it was freaking funny. caveman having 2nd thoughts on taking the bus back to the airport lusa. heehe.

2. the elephunk ride
bestie asked why would i want another ephelant ride, when we had one in siem reap. well.. this one missy.. is through the jungle. for an hour. in the wild. masuk sungai. rempuh pokok. poop&pee stops. my gawd its fab!!!! and caveman was like back in his nature. wait.. that would make him.. tarzan la kan? ape plak caveman. hahahahah!

3. the hotel
it was allrite. the cheapest i could get. made me wait an hour in my room while the pomen fix the aircond. upgraded me to the next room. still rosak. upgraded me to the junior suite. wee! alas the air con also rosak. back to my room "your air cond is allrite madam". left me w/ dirty floors, which i had to clean up. unwillingly. and the room smells damp. and the water..well.. nuthin like the elephant pee..

4. the people
they thought we were thais. duh. and they dont layan asians. only 1/4 of ao nang layan us asians.

5. the food
we were on pancake & sneakers diet for 3 days. and cococrunch in the morning became staple food. the best thing was.. caveman's telur 1/2 masak.. is telur rebus. hahahah! mcd die ade ala2 prosperity burger .. but its pork. yum. haha! and their oreo mcflurry sux. ew. and they have mcflurry banana. me, a banana lover hereby confirms that that too.. sux.

6. phi phi
ahhh.. phi phi. teenage dream came true. hee. even went to maya beach.. where they shot The Beach. it was pretty. very pretty. the whole thing la.. monkey bay la, bamboo island la, viking cave la. the whole island is in the midst of limestone caves. but under water world.. our shores are wayyyyyyy better. therefore..take a bus to terengganu folks.

7. pearls
bought em. lost em. nuff said