tag oh tag

saje je la si yaya men"tag" wa dalam bahasa melayu...since hannah is asleep.. i thought i'd do this...

Siapakah anda di rumah?
isteri berdikari kerana suami belayar..ibu kepada hannah yang sangat mengidolakan saya..dan anak gadis tunggal yang sangat kuat memerintah (bossy) kepada mama & abah

Siapakah diri anda di samping rakan?
sahabat yang suka ketawa, mentertawakan dan diketawakan

5 Benda yang anda idamkan tapi masih belum tercapai?
1. converse merah jambu untuk ibu&anak gadisnya
2. jam michael kors MK5218 yang sangat hebat (sila google untuk gambaran jelas)
3. tembok tinggi antara rumah saya dan rumah jiran yang kuat memekak & telah memecahkan tingkap kereta suami saya ketika dia mencuba untuk memesin rumput
4. kereta yang lebih besar untuk mengangkut semua barang keperluan anak gadisnya ketika err..travelling (ape ni in malay??)
5.dapur yang lebih besar yang mempunyai err electric stove (dapur elektrik??) walaupun saya jarang sekali memasak.

Siapakah nama pasangan anda?
En. RIdhuan Razar tapi dia selalu tiada di rumah. jadi pasangan saya selalunye adalah anak gadis saya.. Hannah Binti RIdhuan

Ceritakan 5 perkara yang paling anda suka tentang pasangan anda?
1. patuh cakap ibunya
2. sangat comel
3. murah rezekinya ..Amin..
4. kuat makan
5. pandai

Bila tarikh couple
12/11/2009.. tarikh dia keluar dari perut saya

Kenangan Pahit bersama rakan anda
tak ada

Lagu tema cinta anda
tompi - selalu denganmu

Apa perubahan yang anda ingin lihat pada pasangan anda
sukalah lebih sikit pada botol & sippy cup

TAG 10 rakan lain
sila lah tag diri sendiri ye..

tag ke dua

kerana saya telah berjaya menghabiskan 3 jam kursus bahasa melayu di pejabat pada hari ini, dengan semangatnya saya memberikan tag bahasa melayu bahagian kedua (ye, saya ikhlas):

1. Apakah perasaan anda sekarang? teruja mengada-ngada

2. Saya nak makan? roti butterscotch cicah milo o

3. Saya tak suka? bila jiran baru saya menjemput kawan-kawan mereka ke rumah, dan meletakkan kereta mereka secara melunjur di hadapan rumah jiran saya. dan di hadapan taman mini saya.

4. Impian saya? melanggar kereta tersebut

5. Haiwan yang saya tak suka? cicak.

6. Saya harapkan? cicak menyerang kereta2 tersebut

7. Jika boleh putarkan masa? saya akan beritahu jiran baru itu, rumah itu berhantu

8. Saya pada 10 tahun akan datang? mungkin atau mungkin tidak dapat kembali ke 50kg

9. Handphone saya adalah sebuah? handphone bukan bahasa melayu kan?

10. Saya pernah bercinta sebanyak? apalah ada pada cinta?

11. Kawan-kawan saya? cantik di luar, dan dalam

12. Pernah dikhianati? jantan kabaret!

13. Apa yang hendak anda lakukan terhadap orang yang mengkhianati anda? harap dia juga dapat jiran sengal seperti saya.

tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muahahahhaahahah

saya di tag..

setelah dicabar oleh khemy untuk menyelesaikan 2 tag dalam bahasa ibunda saya, bahasa melayu.. dan sebagai ibu mengandung saya memang pantang dicabar. jadi, dengan berbekalkan ais kosong.. mari kita bertag :

TAG 1

1. Bekas kekasih saya adalah : beberapa orang lelaki yang rugi..

2. Saya sedang mendengar : bunyi aircond old skool

3. Mungkin saya patut: Jangan fikir pasal lapar

4. Saya suka : macam - macam

5. Sahabat-sahabat baik saya : jauh di mata, dekat di hati (amik kauuu)

6. Saya tak paham : bila kena baca surat khabar melayu

7. Saya kehilangan : kelip rambut dalam kuantiti yang banyak

8. Ramai yang berkata : Saya cantik apabila berbadan dua

9. Makna nama saya : dalam bahasa arab - wanita yang kuat dan berpendirian

10. Cinta itu adalah : perkataan yang terlalu banyak dipakai guna dalam drama melayu

11. Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang : bercakap di telefon bimbit dengan kuat

12. Saya akan cuba : untuk tidak mengumpat dan menjadi bongkak (pehh!)

13. Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud : juga perkataan klishe dalam filem david teoh

14. Telefon bimbit saya : sama dengan telefon suami saya

15. Bila saya terjaga dari tidur : Saya nak tidur balik

16. Saya paling meluat apabila : saya mempunyai banyak masa lapang tetapi tiada apa untuk ditonton di tv

17. Pesta/Parti adalah : sesuatu di masa lampau (cuba alih bahasa.. pasti anda paham)

18. Haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah : Saya tak suka haiwan

19. Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah : bila tidak perlu membayar bil

20. Hari ini : hari selasa la..

21. Malam ini saya akan : habiskan tag ini

22. Esok pula saya akan : sambung tag lagi satu

23. Saya betul-betul inginkan : cuti panjang tanpa gangguan, tapi gaji jalan

24. Ketika anda lihat wajah anda di hadapan cermin pagi ini : terima kasih tuhan untuk seri kehamilan ini (wtf???!!! ahahhahahahah)

25. Pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan : tidak wujud di lumut

26. Makanan Barat atau Jepun : katakan tidak

27. Bilik yang terang atau gelap: bergantung kepada jenis lampu ataupun mentol mana yang sudah meletup

28. Makanan segera adalah : Makanan yang suami saya tidak benarkan, tetapi saya makan juga

29. Ayat terakhir yang anda katakan pada seseorang : ma, nak air

*berpeluh*

esok, bersambung lagi...

zzzzzz

i saw this tag at poe's and khemy's blog. and m like.. there's no way i could make this work.. until.. zeno tagged me.. and dared me to do it... damn..

so here goes

Rules:
It’s harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people including the person who tagged you.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real…nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Zaila

2. A four Letter Word : Zest

3. A boy’s Name : Zain (LOL!!)

4. A girl’s Name : Zahra (favourite name ni)

5. An occupation : Zoo Manager (haha!)

6. A color : Ziru (biru bile ko sengau sebab selesema)

7. Something you’ll wear : Zipper

9. A type of food : Zuccinni (so not my fav)

10. Something found in the bathroom : Zolgate (Colgate kalau mulut ngko penuh dengan berus gigi)

11. A place : Zoo (duhh)

12. A reason for being late : Zebra kejor (start dgn Z peeee!!)

13. Something you’d shout : Ziallll laaaa (mencarut bile memandu sambil makan/minum)

14. A movie title : Zombie Kampung Pisang (beat that!!! LOL)

15. Something you drink : Zerr.. Zerr..Zerr (gagap)

16. A musical group : Zai Zai Zai Zai (ooo tu lagu e???)

17. An animal : Zebra (easy peasy)

18. A street name : Zainur Street (when i kill him for tagging me.. there will be one!!)

19. A type of car : Zrrrommmmm..!!

20. The title of a song : Zai Zai ZAi zaaiiiiiii!!!

dah dah.. aku nak tido.. ko punye pasal la.. malam ni aku tido.. ZZZzzzZZzzz berbuih buih mulut...!!

tagged.. it.. what??

khemy tagged me.. and i have no idea what this tag is about. from 2 other blogs.. it seemed totally different.. poe had 8.. hani had 20.. khemy had 17.. but it all has sorta the same tagline.. things you may want to know about *blog owner*..

sigh.. here goes ( and u know m only doing this becos i looooveeee yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu)

a. i'm a daddy's girl. soccer practise. boxing matches. jogging. gardening. all with daddy.

b. i'm a mummy's girl. nuff said.

c. people think my youngest brother is my elder brother. worst, my boyfriend.

d. i have a buncit problem for as long as i could remember. when i was 16.. i was a tiny 45kg but a pot of belly is all the rave *LOL* i could still remember Uncle Murad (yummymummy's daddy) pointed out & said.. "u ni cacing la uncle rasa" .. sekarang cacing dah jadik biawak.

e. its a love hate thing with my job. i hate it cos it sucked. i love it cos it pays the bills. and i used to be good at it. now.. m just bored.

f. i love my skin and i hate my skin. love hate. again. lets just say m very critical of things i shouldnt be. hehe!

g. i love my grandmother. when i was little.. i wouldnt eat mama's left over. yuck. but mak's.. yumms... *LOL*

h. don't get me started on boys. i've dated boys (unqualified men) who are unimagineably cute.. but dumb. the choices i made in life. i have no regrets .. but 1. or maybe 2. between my exes.. i have a gap of 2 months until i meet the next one. nuff said. heheh

i. aku suka gi bundle.

j. i luv my peeps. and i remember their names.. from those i;ve known since i was 3.. until now.

k. pms aku ngalahkan pompuan menopause.

l. caveman was the only man who told me.. "makan la yangg.. takyah diet2 ni". ofcourse.. my brothers said "memangla.. ko baru kawen bape bulan???" hahahahahahaha!

m. kampung gua kat kluang tu.. has the best malay food. hometown wa kat sitiawan ni.. has the best chinese seafood. kampung lagi satu kat endau.. sume pun tak best (maaf banyak2 kat uncle2 / aunty2 aku yg follow blog ni.. hehe)

n. i found 2 of my long lost cousin through my blog. well, one of them i've only heard from arwah mak.. but never met. yes.. i sucked in family ties.

o. m in luv with my nephews.. and i luv all my peeps kids.. ye.. saya sangatttttt leee menginginkannye (ayat yaya hahahahaa)

p. m known as ateh (mama named me after her favourite cousin, who was sooo demure. so she wants me to follow suit la. something i didn't turn out to be.haha), cik kayla (my mak long started this.. something arwah mak loved), kechik (started in uni by this guy named Pak DIn.. cos i was (then) the smallest amongst my peeps. and also cos i was seeing my 1st boyfriend, also named kechik. hee. only my office mates calls me by my real name. and, amazingly, my mertua (also known as the outlaws).

Zeno.. ni ko punye!

i was tagged by zeno.. and since he CLEARLY stated that he tagged only me.. nak amik ko jadik title terus.. heheh!

RULE #1
People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any 1 questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves…..

hah? say what? kalau malas cane..??ala.. zeno pun tak buat...

RULE #2

Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by and continue this game by sending it to other people.

i've been receiving complaints by people ive tagged. oklah.. lepas ni aku tag zeno & yaya je.. haha!


here goes ..:

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
- Been there, done that. the most common reaction..memang aku maki tak ingat punye. i've even reduced an ex to tears after this session. haha!

2. Do you like tags?
- errr.. no... tapi sebab orang dah susah2 tag.. it aint fair to complain when people always think about it.. *grin*

4. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
- wa nak jadik a bloody tai tai *LOL*

5. Whose butt would you like to kick? right now ha??
- sexy back.. cos he thinks he's so bloody pandai

6. What would you do with a billion dollars?
- quit my job.. nuff said

7. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
- complicated.. so.. no..

8. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
- being loved lorr.. m a gal laaa.... *LOL*

9. Are you gorgeous?
- so i've been told.. *hehe*

10. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
- ignorance is bliss

11. What do you pray each day for your loved one?
- much love...much love!!

12. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
- a better cook? *LOL*

13. Why do you think you are so tensed up..no matter at the office..or at home or in your toilet??
- hormons

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
- one of the loveliest lad... EVER! i can't believe he's still single.

15. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
- hee.. hee.. (caveman might be reading...so shut me gob!)

16. Who would you like to see the moment you wake up?
- aaawwwwww (giddy2 jap.. LOL)

17. What’s the character must have in your partner?
- speak only when spoken to (hahahahahha)

18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
- trust me.. i've made an awful lot of similar mistakes relating to this.. m the last to ask.. hahha!

19. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
- No and Never with a capital N.

20. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
- both works fine w/ me..

21. Would you leave your family behind just to chase your dreams?
- Na ah..

zeno.. mana tag lagi?? bring it on la machaa...

hahaha!

Our Romance is Over

i've been tagged by twiggy... a bit long but very funny..

RULES:-

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

Just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below.

*My results are at the bottom of this post*

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

Dear Twiggy,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
-kechik-

Phew.. that was lengthy.. i tag... :

1. Hani
2. Zeno
3. Khemy
4. Yaya
5. Leli

tagged bulan posa

i've been tagged by cik lelileli
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The rules:
Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.
Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
Tag 7 people at the end of your post by la eaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
....................................................................
Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.

1. i love ribena. like.. love love love

2. did i mention i must have everything to smell faboulous? obssesed. charcoal, thirsty hippo, glade ... victoria secret..all. obssesed.

3. my nephews think m an obssesive freak, always whining, always screaming, always biting, always nagging, always forcing them to shut up & eat .. but they love me. love, love me do.. heheheh!

4. i constantly miss my peeps & it freaked them out. sometimes. *LOL*

5. i give good hugs. people loooooveeee my hugs. i should've charge 'em. yela.. minyak pun dah mahal.

6. food is life. life is food. screw diet.. sama seperti pembaziran.. diet juga amalan iblis (in denial sebab diet gagal)

7. bukan hanya kaki sejuk.. tapi jari jemari dan cuping telinga saya pun dah sejuk (direct translation : cuba translate.. and u know what i mean)

i shall tag :

1. yummymummy

2. indespensable poe

3. kue

4. haneeeee

5. khemy

6. dua kupang

7. err... haa.. fififlafla